Beware your boasting lest you end up on!

The world needs positivity. We need to encourage ourselves and each other. And that’s cool.

What the world doesn’t need?

Jackass bragging thinly disguised as complaints or humility that is taking over social networking sites.

Not only do I not care what you ate for dinner, but the fact that you boasted about eating yourself stupid on imported beluga caviar just makes me want to lure you to sea world so I can feed you and your gametes to the next whale.

Fortunately there’s a way to right things. Next time you hear your “friend” moan that she’s tired of getting hit on by so many guys because she’s too beautiful….

or your colleague complain that he had a little too much of his 236 year old scotch, you’ll know what to do.

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One thought on “Beware your boasting lest you end up on!

  1. dave says:

    I went to SeaWorld once but between the manic depressive killer whale and the too proud of themselves dolphins, I had to leave.

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